my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.
Gabriel García Márquez (RIP April 17, 2014)
Damn, this girl was prepared.
She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.
I dunno why I find this funny but yeah
“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”
The Dark Knight Rises